Send a hilarious roast call from Bobby they’ll never forget
Turn names and moments into hilarious roast calls from Bobby the cat. They expect your voicemail message… Bobby sends one instead.
No account. No effort. Just chaos.
How it works
Real RoastMails.
Real reactions.
Who is Bobby
Bobby is the anchorman of Breaking Meows and an unapologetically funny cat with a love for absurd humor. He exists online, but his attitude is inspired by a real black cat named Bobby.
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What is RoastMail
RoastMail is what happens when a cat gets access to a phone and opinions. It’s a roast call from Bobby, delivered straight to someone who probably deserves it. You choose who you want to roast and Bobby does the rest.
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What is Breaking Meows
Breaking Meows is a satirical news series on Instagram and YouTube, where Bobby the cat delivers absurd takes on everyday human behavior. It’s fake news, feline-approved, and absolutely not meant to be taken seriously.
Why people love Bobby's RoastMail
A real ringtone, a sudden roast, and humor that hits way too close. It’s weird, personal, and completely unplanned in the best way. That “wait… what?” moment is the point.
Bobby isn’t reading a script. He reacts, judges, and absolutely does not hold back if you give him permission. It feels uncomfortably real for a cat. That’s part of the magic.
Bobby notices things. Unfortunately for your friends. Bobby’s questionable supercomputers very work fast. Most RoastMails arrive in 1–2 minutes. Sometimes up to 5 if Bobby gets dramatic.
What do people say about Bobby's RoastMail?
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Probably too low pricing, Bobby said it's less than you pay for coffee
Perfect for instant chaos.
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You have great question, Bobby has silly answers only
No. RoastMail is playful, absurd, and meant to make people laugh. You control the chaos level, and Bobby roasts with humor, not hate. If you know your friend will laugh, you’re doing it right.
After you create one, Bobby generates a call-style roast and sends it straight to your email as a video you can forward or share. Most RoastMails arrive in 1–2 minutes, sometimes up to 5 if Bobby gets dramatic.
Yes. It’s designed to feel like an actual incoming call or voicemail. That moment of “wait… what?” is the whole point.
Absolutely. You pick the chaos level before sending. Mild for gentle teasing, wild for sharper jokes, and extra bold if the recipient can handle it.
No account, no app, no setup. Just create your RoastMail, send it, and enjoy the reaction.
Bobby here. I don’t handle money myself. That would be chaos.
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Your payment is safe, encrypted, and boring.
The roast, however, is not.
Here’s a polished version that keeps all your silliness, but flows better and lands more confidently:
If you can name me a store where the snacks are free, I’m listening.
Until then, we ask a small amount to cover the operational costs, the systems, and Bobby’s very serious snack budget. Making roast calls takes effort, electricity, and opinions. Mostly electricity, because Bobby’s supercomputers are very hungry.
It’s a one-time payment. No subscriptions, no tricks, just pure fun and chaos. You pay once, Bobby roasts once, and everyone moves on emotionally.
And yes, you will probably come back for more roasts… because Bobby is that great and he fully expects to see you again very soon.